| Not my family, but the situation is similar. |
So this weekend (actually, yesterday) I walked twelve miles to get ice cream. Sounds crazy, huh? Not if you're part of my family.
Allow me to explain.
My family is very attuned to the outdoors, if you know what I mean. My mom grew up tent camping with her family, and she loved it. Nothing like sleeping outside, getting back to the basics. My dad grew up going trailer camping with his family. Pretty similar, only you're not as close to the "basics" as you are when you're tent camping. So it only made sense that my parents would want to take their kids camping when they were old enough.
Wait. Scratch that. Not even "when they were old enough". Try, "as soon as they were born". I think my first camping trip occurred when I was at the ripe old age of ten months. And my little brother went while he was still considered an infant.
So yes, my family likes the outdoors. Therefore, it was only natural that my brothers both join scouts. After all, boy scouts and the outdoors are practically synonymous. With two brothers in boy scouts, sometimes my life can feel like it's all about boy scouts. Even though I'm not a scout! My dad's kind of a leader in my brothers' troop, and my mom is always pushing them to get things done, do this badge, work on that one, so sometimes dinnertime conversation can be singly exclusive of yours truly.
But I digress.
For boy scouts, my brothers had to earn the hiking merit badge. For those of you who don't know what hiking is, here's a shorthand (though admittedly biased) definition: lots and lots of painful walking. Ten mile hikes were the smallest hikes on there. Then there were fifteens, and finally, the killer twenty. I must admit, I felt like I could truly do these without much difficulty at first -- after all, what did everyone do two thousand years ago. I conveniently forgot that much has changed for the human race physically since Jesus walked the earth -- in other words, that sitting on our butts has made walking long distances a surprisingly painful.
So that was many of my summer weekends for about two years. Tons of fun. Blisters, aching muscles, pulled muscles -- the whole gang was there. And since it's my little brother's turn to get through the badge, my parents decided to prepare the whole family for that. Fml.
Oh well. At least I got ice cream :D